gentoogamer Bot source code by gaminggeek

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import org.jibble.pircbot.*; import com.google.soap.search.*; public class gentoogamer extends PircBot {              private static final String googleKey =     "#######################";              public gentoogamer() {         this.setName("gentoogamer");         }     protected void onJoin(String channel, String sender, String login, String hostname) {     if(!(sender.equalsIgnoreCase(getNick()))){       sendMessage(channel, "Hello " +sender);       }     }     public void onMessage(String channel, String sender,                        String login, String hostname, String message) {         if (message.equalsIgnoreCase("!time")) {             String time = new java.util.Date().toString();             sendMessage(channel, sender + ": Gaminggeek makes it " + time);              }if (message.equalsIgnoreCase("Hi")) {             sendMessage(channel, sender + ": Hello, how are you? ");     }if (message.equalsIgnoreCase("bye")) {             sendMessage(channel, "see-ya later ");     }if (message.equalsIgnoreCase("fuck")) {             sendMessage(channel, sender + ": Same to you buddy! ");     }if (message.equalsIgnoreCase("shit")) {             sendAction(channel, "deficates all over the potty mouths's face");         sendAction(channel, "then beats the ''shit'' out of the potty mouth");          }if (message.equalsIgnoreCase("!op")) {             sendMessage(channel, sender + ": the ops are : gaminggeek ");     }if (message.equalsIgnoreCase("lol")) {             sendMessage(channel, "lol ");     }if (message.equalsIgnoreCase("how are you?")) {             sendMessage(channel, "I am good and you? ");     }if (message.equalsIgnoreCase("good")) {             sendMessage(channel, "Thats good to hear ");     }if (message.equalsIgnoreCase("fine")) {             sendMessage(channel, "ah ok just fine?");              }if (message.equalsIgnoreCase("yes")) {             sendMessage(channel, "Thats nice to know");              }if (message.equalsIgnoreCase("gentoogamer: shut up")) {             sendMessage(channel, "no you can't make me!!");              }if (message.equalsIgnoreCase("gentoogamer, shut up")) {             sendMessage(channel, "no you can't make me!!");              }if (message.equalsIgnoreCase("gentoogamer shut up")) {             sendMessage(channel, "no you can't make me!!");              }if (message.equalsIgnoreCase("bad")) {             sendMessage(channel, "Awwww Whats Up?");     }if(message.equalsIgnoreCase("!mute")&&sender.equals("gaminggeek")) {      sendMessage(channel, "sorry not implemented");      //    }if (message.startsWith("hey")) { //    sendMessage(channel, message.substring(0).substring(message.indexOf("hey ")));          }if (message.equalsIgnoreCase("!code")) {             sendNotice(channel, sender + " is posting some code peoples");     }if(message.equalsIgnoreCase("!die")&&sender.equals("gaminggeek")) {             partChannel(channel, "Gaminggeek killed me");             quitServer("Gaminggeek killed me");             dispose();             System.exit(0);          }if(message.startsWith("!do")) {     sendAction(channel, message.substring(1).substring(message.indexOf(" ")));              }if (message.equalsIgnoreCase("!tester")) {         sendNotice(channel, "*TAP* *TAP* is this thing on?");              }if (message.equalsIgnoreCase("!banana")) {     ;sendAction(channel, " wacks bill gates to the inch of his life with a banana, kicks him hard in balls and then kills him.");              //public void onMessage(String channel, String sender, String login,     //String hostname, String message) {          message = message.toLowerCase().trim( );     if (message.startsWith("!google ")) {     String searchTerms = message.substring(8);          String result = null;     try { GoogleSearch search = new GoogleSearch( );     search.setKey(googleKey);     search.setQueryString(searchTerms);     search.setMaxResults(1);     GoogleSearchResult searchResult = search.doSearch( );     GoogleSearchResultElement[] elements =         searchResult.getResultElements( );     if (elements.length == 1) {        GoogleSearchResultElement element = elements[0];        // Remove all HTML tags from the title.        String title = element.getTitle( ).replaceAll("<.*?>",     "");     result = element.getURL( ) + " (" + title + ")";     if (!element.getCachedSize( ).equals("0")) {     result = result + " - " + element.getCachedSize( );     }     } }     catch (GoogleSearchFault e) {       // Something went wrong. Say why.       result = "Unable to perform your search: " + e;     }     if (result == null) {       // No results were found for the search terms.       result = "I could not find anything on Google.";     }      // Send the result to the channel.      sendMessage(channel, sender + ": " + result);      }       }    } }